Computer Jokes
You know you're a computer geek when...
You find that a computer keyboad makes a fine pillow, because it 'molds' to the shape of your head, like all real pillows do.
When someone asks you if you have a pocket mirror, you whip out a CD because you find that its glassy surface also serves as a mirror. If you're not a pocket mirror person, then you'd have a whole wall with CDs plastered to it, and that's the style of mirrors all through your house.