These are quick jokes, and are sort of cheesy.
Jokes!!!!!!
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These are quick jokes, and are sort of cheesy.
These are either jokes or riddles that I made up or I heard.
Computers use memory to store things, of course. Here's the chart:
8 Bits..........1 Byte
1000 Bytes..1 Kilobyte
1000 KB.......1 Megabyte (a floppy is 1.44 MB's.)
1000 MB.......1 Gigabyte
1000 GB.......1 Terabyte
what's next? 1000 TB's must be equal to a dog byte.
Q: What tells you if you're being naughty or nice, good or bad?
A: A SINdicator!!!
What do you call a McDonald's McFlurry after it's been sitting out for a VERY long time? (We're talking months here, just to let you know.)
A: A McFurry!
What did one spool of thread say to the other before the race started?
A: Thready, set, go!
Q: What tells you everything about wind; the speed it's at, the temperature, the moistureness, if there's a tornado coming.....
A: A WINDicator!!!
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9! (seven ate nine.)
Q: what's burning hot yet freezing cold?
A: A Frozen chili pepper.
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